"no gracias"

i hear that there´s a t-shirt for sale somewhere around here that has ¨no gracias¨ printed on the front. i don´t think i can express to you how badly i need this shirt. i´ve never seen it, and if it doesn´t exist, i´m going to move here and start selling them. i don´t know how long i can last with the niceties. soon, i´ll just start shoving these people -so many people!- into the road. there´s a street that leads to the san blas neighborhood that i will go far to avoid...i call it massage alley...and you can go approximately 6 inches until you´re approached by yet another girl trying to sell massages. they cover the entire street - both sides - and they make me angry. i´ve figured out a round-about way now that i can avoid them, but i´m sure soon enough, they´ll find me.